Things You Buy At The Fair

What to doo with this?

August 22, 2016

I always end up buying something I'll never use when I go to the fair.  I told myself that THIS year, that wouldn't happen, but somehow I shelled out twelve bucks for a "Poop Emoji" hat. I have no idea what purpose I could ever have for owning a hat like this.  I wore it on stage when I introduced Kelsea Ballerini and Lady Antebellum.  I'd actually forgotten it was on my head!  I guess it will end up in a box with the straw hat I bought last year that looks ridiculous on me outside of a state fair atmosphere, the bamboo sheets that didn't quite fit the bed and feel weird, and the wallet with "Bad Mother#&@er" stamped into it.  I thought I'd actually use that one, but I just don't look like a bad mother#&@er.